She can't drive, or act, but she does walk like Yosemite Sam. Team her up with a rabbit and she has a chance.

Coffee is a definite cause of blindness. Just think of all the times you hit on those nasty  barista hippy chicks. When the bean wears off and you can see what they really look like.

They taste terrible, and kinda greasy.

Too bad you didn't catch a bullet, you bigot ****, maybe it's not too late.

I thought fat ugly clowns were supposed to wear baggy pants? Maybe she's retarded too.

This is why I always say screw Texas and everyone in/from that f'ed up land.

They probably only noticed her breasts when they looked down to avoid looking at that ugly face of hers. WOOF

My favorite is a  twin blonde sandwich. Yum

First off Bobby Brown deserves a reward for getting rid of that nasty Whitney, second he needs to inject all his reward money and we'll never have to hear from that **** again.