I found out I was adopted at birth when I was 48yrs, along with my older brother and younger sister.  My adoptive parents had passed on a decade earlier never telling. One of my Uncles on my dads side spilled the beans although not williingly when a cousin found out the news. The woman that raised us was evil, and h...more

Donuts are safe, cake is not Your a cop Get it straight

Foodstamps and foodbanks have helped my wife and I survive this economic crisis We have to make it stretch We cook everything from scratch and would never buy junk like Monster energy drinks We both paid for this freedom and respect where the line is drawn   Abuse of the welfare system Shame on Monster Beverage C...more

Ya dat's it .......throw it in reverse  like it's a video game.....Cops have sum fun with you goof ball

Have one big party

Hey I know...Turn it in another vampire crime drama with blood, guts and sexy cops. People don't want to watch anything they have to think about

Soooo...when have you even seen a USPS mail truck going more than 2mph? No worries,any faster than that and those little tin cans would disingrate on impact.

Box of Twinkies.....anyone?

Can't sing anymore? Must use autotune Oh no ...My baby is ruining my career