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she pulled a train with 35 coppers on board. wonder how that will go in court?

tina fey... just whip them puppies out and stop the maddness!

i once drove my car for over 450 miles before i stopped to re-fuel. you cannot imagine the suspense as i drove beyond the dashboard warning light coming on. every time there was a audible chime, it sent shivers down my spine. just think... i could have run out of fuel at any moment. the result would have been a devasta...more

they say there's still a roach in the ashtray with his DNA on it...

i defer to the "Quickster" debacle... and now this happens. what with those numbers, that's 10 years worth of movies you can no longer view through their media offerings. i would call that substantial. glad i did away with them 5 years ago. no regrets!

kimmel... what a pud! time to hire some new writers for the show. stuff is getting stale!   Also agree with GMAB2, i second the call for malarkey.

say hello to my little friend... chubby stands tall and proud!!!   they are nice to look at, but yes, they need about 10 to 20 pounds of meat on them bones. if they even lose another pound, skin and bones may put mr. chubby to sleep ;p

A little know fact, also among the $400 billion in tax increases tucked into the new budget is a proposal to tax turds. Yes, every time you defecate, your tax bill will go up. Under special consideration is weather or not it emits a foul odor, as we all know that politicians crap doesn't stink and celebrities don't poo...more