I am a smoker for about 26 years. The key to staying slim is that you do get the munchies but you will deposit it in the toilet at least 2 times a day. As long as you empty your colon nothing stays in your stomach and you don't get fat. OOOH...... another thing, you need to be active.

I say the people that get tatts on there face. the female with drake on her forehead, its like drake pissed on her forehead and his name appeared on it.  the guy with an ice cream cone on his cheek, its like a clown slapped him so hard and the ice cream cone just appeared. The face is the only place that its hard t...more

Tony Romas is the best place for ribs but it is to expensive. I knew they were going down.

I was born and raised in NYC for 27 years. I was driving in NYC for 11 years. Not once i got a speeding ticket. I drive crazy. In the city of NY unless you are doing 50mph or more most likely you will be pulled over but you will not get a speeding ticket because the city cops do not have radars unless you get pulled ov...more

Another white guy that want to kill alot of people. Why dont you guys just screw your relatives and leave the monoritys alone. we are in the united states, and there are to many of us for you to kill. SO DEAL WITH IT.

I will let you guys in a little secrete. When a cop walks up to you on the street and ask you for ID. First of all you dont have to. But if you did something stupid that the cops ask you for ID. Give them a non-driver ID like school id, work id any other id. Like me i carry my passport. I remember one day i was riding ...more

funny. LOL

Home insurance is run by the mafia or some type of organized crime family. I lived in florida and i had 2 homes. Thank god this never happened to me but, Every time there is a hurricane and levels homes i always hear this in the news. Hundreds of homes demolished from the hurricane. The owners of the home still have no...more

That's fine as long as you know how to draw and its with the chalk the girl was using.