thought maybe instead of Sara Lee they'd go with Shonduhtiqua Jackson to get diversity.

who? oh right, fonzie.

thought he was dead... he looks dead in that pic...

cars are headed the same way as real estate, they're way overpriced. 15-20k for an average, no big deal car? just hope my tax dollars don't bail them out again.

dear god, please, please, conjure up a lighting strike on new years eve.

good one, heartless.   who told orca she could act in the first place... and where the he11 is my harpoon...

here we go, a pole smoker doing an awards show mostly for kids, aren't you all worried he's going to try and *****rt your kids with a subliminal message that will make them gay?

used to respect will smith, before he started pim ping out his kids so young.   is dick clark still alive?

well, after an astounding 6 years in the biz, she had accomplished sooo much, it was time to move on, babe.