You know, back in the day there was a saying "on the internet, every girl is a guy, every guy is a little kid, and every little kid is an FBI agent".

Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips.

It's as if someone wants these sorts of people to be able to buy guns so to make other people paranoid and want to buy guns themselves, but that's too much a conspiracy theory.

Well, the saying goes "Men are from Mars".

Next thing you know he'll say that humans didn't live at the same time with dinosaurs. Wait ...

Probably wanted to point that out in case someone decided to do that in real life.

It might cure lazy eyes, but it may cause OCD.

Imagine what Anonymous could do ...

I'm seriously worried this won't be the last piece of bad news for this week.