IrememberwhenIwascapturedbyaliensalongwithBigFootandtheLochnessmonsterwehadtofighttothedeathorbeforcedintospontaniouslycombusting

Mr. Spock to Captain Kirk in Star Trek VI the undiscovered Country

I made jello once.

I'm tired of being discriminated against just because I'm slim and incredibly beautiful. You fat ugly behemoths should all be on bended knee before me. Sincerely, Betty White.

Maybe not in the eyes of the law but, in my eyes YOU GUYS ROCK!

I'd like to see more Eskimo porn. That's some cold azzz poooozie!

Pot heads, for the most part, are lazy, unproductive dregs on a welfare society. But, puff away you bunch of losers because it opens more doors for the rest of us.

some common sense

Grey Ghost, please shut the hell up about things that you know less than nothing about. Depp was great and Alice rocked the house. Yes, I was there. Yes, they were great. Yes, you are a moron.