Some of it sucks some doesn't, One of the first things you learn in Boot Camp is some days it sucks to be you. Civilians think they are special so nothing bad should happen to them. But when they sit in the retirement home, vets do not reminisce about civilian life.

Would that mean the end of CSpan?

Eating your mate, the best birth control there is.

That was a problem before Obama, Its  has been growing  since the 70's. But I guess your high school education didn't cover current events.

That I had totally wasted my life.

Only a hazard if they lean on you.

A properly trained Dobe is a thing to be feared, but most are never trained to that level and  just good dogs.

While working for FEDEX I was bite by a Pug.

Or for that matter, we could always count on FEDEX supporting the troops.