She needs a good shrink.

When you buy life insurance,  you're actually betting that you're going to die and getting very bad odds on it happening.

Sticker price doesn't really matter.  The actual selling price is the only one that counts.

If there is no rule about how many free samples you can take, he couldn't have violated that rule.

Collect soda cans.

I'm sure Phil Mickelson has plenty of capital gains earnings that he conveniently didn't mention as that is taxed at the 15% rate.

It didn't age.  Bush just screwed it up.

Americans aren't smart enough to learn the metric system.  Half of them still still vote for republicans thinking that they'll be rich some day.

Suicide.