Or, the next time you pass the sign that says "Stop Ahead". Reach over and grap the passengers head, they WILL ask you what you are doing. Tell them you are obeying the sign that said: "STOP AHEAD".   Be careful, you might get slapped. I almost did,seems my ex didn't have much of a sense of humor. Maybe stuff like...more

Here is an old favorite of mine: Start Taking Off Pants!

Try Feather river Canyon, or down Donner Pass. Take a trip into Tahoe on 50 during winter. I did once in a 66 Chevelle convertible with a posi rear. One mile after I was stopped and had to buy chains at the 5,000 ft check point, so I could go on. You will be told an AM channel to stay tuned into for good reason.   ...more

People Please!   Have we lost touch or remembrance of the "RIGHT of FREE SPEECH". Our forefathers made no stipulation that the speech was only allowed to be delivered in an oral fashion. I've heard some real zounders in my day, a lot of them made more sense to me than my first wife in one of her tirades. Still can'...more

My 1/4" drive Craftsman ratchet stripped its gears. Took it to the local Sears, the woman reached under the counter then handed me a rebuilt ratchet. I tried to argue with no luck.   So, I went straight to Lowe's and bought their Kobalt ratchets. They come with a lifetime guarantee also. Break one of theirs, they h...more

What happened to the "66 Chevelle SS" 396 (I bored 40 over), with T-10 transmission, and 3.56 to 1 posi third member, a convertible no less (lower center of gravity). A State Trooper in California told me one night he knew he couldn't catch me, then told me I had to of been driving well in excess of 150 MPH. It seems I...more

I saw a documentary filmed in California at a gay rights function. The speaker said to not blame him for being gay, because God made him that way. No GOD did not make him that way. If he read his Bible it clearly says in there that: "Man shall not lay with man, as he would would with woman." That goes for women who are...more

I live in Kentucky, where can I sign the petition, and, if anyone has an alter-ego? Can they sign twice? ha ha

Hey Paul z: You checked it out. What does that say about you. Clean your own house up before you bitch about the condition of someone else's.