Well don't write an article with a headline of "Men live longer than women".  That alone would kill off half of the female population.  They worry that their butts are too big, as if men really care.

No better smell in the world.  In fact, nothing better than when the whole room smells!!!

Sex with a man???Double yuck!  I'm think sex with a woman is much better as well...as a man, just sayin'.

The best solution to your problem is adjust your deduction so that you do not receive a refund at the end of the tax.  It's best to try to break even, but if not, owe them.

Walter, it's guys like you that give being male a bad name.  I hope you aren't being the least bit serious.

You probably could have covered all five by just listing cell phones.

Beyonce, like Opra, will someday learn that they were born black women.  No matter how much they mimic white women, they will end up like all black women do naturally...FAT!!!

Especially when you roll a little opium in it.

Sending your money to a saving account is a better option than sending it to the government.  The problem is that people are too lazy or not smart enough to figure out what is the proper amount to save rather than have taken out as taxes.