Really?

Sounds like the start of the movie I Am Legend.

Go to work ,argue ,accomplish nothing, leave your place of work for the holidays knowing you will have a job when you get back,have an option to vote yourself a raise,retire enjoying a full pension including health benefits that your constituents will never experience. Sounds like a sweet deal.

Clever

Are you serious?!? THIS proves your vote wasn't wasted?!?

I think its one of the dumbest GD ideas I have ever heard.

Yet another planet we will never reach in our lifetimes

Thorough initial background checks, mandatory gun safety classes, annual written and skill tests not unlike the tests given by the DMV and finally varying degrees of safety inspections  that coincide with the age and number of residents that cohabit the residence where the weapon is stored.

Nothing, I live close to my gym. It opens early and stays open late. If i'm pressed for time I have exercise equipment in my basement. I make no excuses and will not let myself off the hook. Working out is excellent for the body and mind.