The teacher just does not anyone to be offended!!! Please... Wait... If the writer is Biased, so can I be! I Pledge Allegiance to the FLAG Of the United States of America. And to the Republic, in Which It Stands, One Nation, UNDER GOD With Liberty and Justice for ALL! In God We Trust Freedom of SPEECH Right to Bear Arm...more

I would look around, like, "What the F?" (There is nobody there of course...) Casually haul it all to my vehicular module.   And Party F'in HARDY! And be loud later :P

Puddle Jumpers!!

Yet Congress just gave themselves a pay raise...

Yes!! High Five!!

No, our Government is trying to get in every countries' pants.  But not ours.  They don't give a rat's F@CKING  @SS about our own people!!!  Wait, they do.  But only the rich and upper middle class...

No they won't.  If we talk nicely and send money, they will love us and not want war!!

Are you kidding me?  We feel sorry for them!! Maybe we should send them some money.  That will make them love us!!  Or maybe just air ship supplies.  Or offer them immunity if they would come here.  And schooling!! And housing!!  You know, or just offer peace talks and BullSh!t like that...

What?