Our Kmart is filthy dirty and there departments are all pretty basic and limited. However...I hope they find a way to regroup because I really don't want to see Wal-Mart become the only option for everything we need or want in life. My family really tries to avoid Wal-Mart when possible. I really wish SEARS would get b...more

You could roll catshit in those fantastic 11 herbs and spices and make it taste good! Well...perhaps not, but that KFC really is finger lickin good!!!! When it comes my time to die...I hope I am holding a bucket of that chicken!!!

How does FOX brainwash there viewers into believing they are not the ones brainwashed and that it is always someone else that is brainwashed? You really have to give FOX some credit there. They are very good at doing that and it goes to show you how it is possible for those nuts over in the middle east are brainwashed ...more

ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks for the great chuckle! "Fox news is where they give you both sides" Damn that is funny! Thanks again for the good laugh. You brightened my day.

"Since the Republicans warmed up the environment, there will be no more white Christmases" I don't care what your politics are or what party you support....that is a pretty funny statement and gave me a good chuckle. Thanks

Civility and niceness are not allowed here. Sorry...it is msn forum rules I believe. So in keeping with the rules....I hope you all get coal in your stockings!

"I know it's going to be a cold winter this year because the squirrels are so fat!" And yummy! Fried squirrel and squirrel gravy is some fine dining for sure!

I forgot to add a good tip of the day to my last post. Make sure you take a good dump on the 20th...so you don't spend your last minutes on earth sitting on the toilet on the 21st. Nobody wants to die on the toilet taking a dump. On your last day you should eat that whole pound of bacon you have always wanted to ea...more

Lucky me....my birthday is on the 20th. So hopefully there will be some left over cake to eat while waiting for the world to come to an end on the 21st. Hope it isn't raining that day and my direct tv goes out cause it would be kinda nice to see it coming. Maybe have enough time to even come up with some great last wor...more