I say it's caused by these damed scientist! 4000 papers, how many trees were wasted producing these papers and their count less revisions and multitudes of copies and the inexhaustible supply of hot air and bluster they produced to say their right! But how can they be right? We only have these little blurbs from MSN to...more

I hold on to $100 bills like they were close friends. Some I have had for years. I'm looking forward to adding the new bills to my collection of old friends.

Didn't you hear, there's an NBC mini-series in the works as soon as they catch the other brother.

All of you rectal orifices miss the point of the Pledge of Allegiance. It doesn't matter what language it is spoken in it is the purpose of the words spoken. When a person says these words they are not just words on a paper but a promise to align with the values of our nation. It means something and should not be taken...more

Tarantino's truth is bullcrap. Think logically people, a slave owner paid for a worker just to beat the hell out of them? To abuse them would make them unproductive. That doesn't make sense and has no basis in historical fact. Slavery has always been wrong but it is a fact of human history, not just American history.

The worst drivers is the US are in cars and trucks and some are on motorcycles. Duh! And now for what should have been asked, "Why do we still have drunk drivers." Answer...Because we allow it. If every car made were fitted with an ignition interlock that would not allow a car to start for convicted drunk drivers we co...more

It would be mandatory! I won't buy a car that was owned by a smoker, I sure as hell would not want lungs from a smoker! Say they got free health care in the UK, don't they? Apparently you get what you pay for. Wait a minute, were getting that crap too...What were we thinking?

Yes and as far as Austin is concerned, let them secede, then seal off their access to the rest of the free state of Texas. Nothing in, nothing out, just like at the siege of Vicksburg. After they have eaten every rat and bat in town and maybe a politician or two they can surrender and move to one of the left coasts.  ...more

No way, I'm a dude and anatomically correct. Ken, Barbie and Skipper were all smoothies.