Time travel is just too dangerous. If you travel back in time you run into the Sleestaks. If you travel forward, you have to worry about the Morlocks. -Homer Simpson

Future quote from the 45th president: “I inherited the worst economy since George Bush.”

No representation, without taxation! A flat tax would give everyone an equal stake in our country. And it would take away all the loopholes lawmakers give themselves and their friends.

Dear Samuel, That was my plan!   Very Warm Regards, The Lord   P.S. Get with the program!

On a scale of 1 to 10 of the worst things I seen done to the human body in the name of beauty. Removal of pubic hair only rates a one.

I had no idea an ATM could hold so much cash!

What a terrible tragedy, an airplane like that is irreplaceable.

First rule in business: Go with what you know. And hope your business partner doesn’t screw you!

My wife and I purchased the house that was in our budget. The one that was 1/4 of what the banks were willing to loan us.  Since then we’ve made every mortgage payment. We paid down our debt. I moved up to a much better paying job. Now we can afford that house we’ve dreamt of for 30 years. Sorry, under the new lendin...more