Aren't bats cured with formaldehyde? It'll sure put some spice into the brew.

<Munches quietly on his secret stash of halloween candy, considering the absurdity of the situation.

I used to live in an apartment that had such a small bathroom, the light switch was out in the hall.

I heard tell of Oklahoma being so flat, that a fella's dog ran away one day, and three weeks later he could still see him.

Hurricane season starts in just a few weeks, lets see how big and ferocious the storms are this time around.

Lotion may have been required, bring tissues, lots of tissues,,,

It's best you learn your lessons at a young age, a little perspective goes a long way.

If the original movie was made today, it would be much more entertaining, I try and watch the original , but there are many scenes with that 70's hair that just causes me to giggle, and the actors lose a lot of credibility.

For me, it's the ticket I didn't buy that was the winner.