Awe, I know that's yer mom's and wife's remedy for a whole host of everyday concerns, but maybe not for a 10 year old girl.... Do try to keep up :)

So is yer mom, but she's got plenty a black fellers sleepin' with her lol!

get 'em before yer wife eats 'em all though lol!

if ya like furry babies, you'll love yer wife's soon-to-be litter :)

awe--poor thing!  resortin' ta barbie dolls over yer wife :(   That's OK, though, I'm sure she's got a great personality lol

fer a mere $35, someone could meet yer mom a few dozen times, lol :)

No, I really do care if you get mad 'cause it'd break my heart :)  Back to yer wife--just thinkin'--if ya can't tolerate consumating with somethin' that looks like her, you could always try a paper bag on her head (just draw a pretty pic, and pretend that's her face), or ya could try usin' a turkey baster like the guy ...more

Awe please don't get mad at me--it would keep me up worrying at night lol!  Seriously though, if ya can clean out the other men's residue from your wife, ya might be able to make one of yer own :)

Awe, I'm just tryin' to help ya, man lol!  With your mom being the 'talk of the town', ya might want to tell her to stay away from all the gents :)