Jesus, kevbren849. Melanoma is skin cancer. Where the hell was it, on your back? By the way, Joe was partially right. The average MD would make Al Capone look like a Trappist Monk.

No, it's okay if you talk about us "gravitationally enhanced" folks. We don't care what you think. Just don't make bald jokes. I'm sensitive.

You need to start smoking again, you're getting grumpy.

Probably more than the average.

And I thought they were wasting money back in the '70s when they spent $88,000 trying to develope a motorcycle that steered from the rear wheel. Guess how that worked.

This is an action involving the corruption and abuse of power.  DUH!!!!!!! Let's try to remember who we're talking about here. I can't think of a word or phrase that BETTER DESCRIBES the IRS. Anybody wanna help me?

When the headline said "Military medical technique helps save his life", I figured they cut the other three legs off and duct taped him to a skateboard. I guess the ARMY has changed a little since I was in.

Jesus H Christ!!! What in the hell am I doing working for a living??????????

God makes everything good happen and the Devil makes everything bad happen. How simple life must be..... For simple people.