My teacher (singular because I only went to school one year) carved Roman Numerals on a stone tablet.

Actually, she's a goober smoocher and "therein", according to the Bard, "lies the rub."

We're really tired of the racial double standards in this country, MSNBC, you race-baiting liberal nothings.

I'll be right there, Brit.  Don't start without me.

Next time simply say "I won't bake a cake for you because I don't like how you look" and leave it at that. When asked to define "look" say "The definition is subjective." then don't say another word.  If the "customer" wants to argue, call the police and have them removed and ask that they be arrested.  Political corre...more

Here's an idea:  "Tomato Season"  One day a year average citizens can buy a license for $100 to toss rotten tomatoes at parking enforcement officers.  That would probably bring in enough money to eventually make their jobs unnecessary thus wiping out the species.

I will never understand why so many people go on rampages killing people when there are so many of the traffic light cameras around to shoot at.

How else was Jesse supposed to pay for that watch?

Cops are just drop out human beings.