In a temporary fantasy with my temporary hot girlfriend.

Be happy with who you are,  not who you wish you could look like.

Dill pickle slices make it right for my taste..

Camel paid VW bug owners in the early 70's to wear an advertisement on their cars' hoods. It didn't last.

"Is He Cheating?"  'A 1950's guide'. http://bcove.me/cu0061yk

No word on the damages to the girl's parts. There was no girl?  Oh.

My ex-wife lives in a trailer.

My homeowners association would execute me if I did that to my garage door.

I guess this explains the cash slush funds that dealers have been using to buy politicians in NC. Realistically,  the best thing that could happen for the car sales business as a whole would be regulation severe enough to stop all the fraudulent practices.