Researchers find that pot use gives researchers the munchies.  Study continues.....

I would if we could actually find one, Old Dog

They want a tranny that makes $77k a year

"Metaphors needn't be explained to educated people,"   True, but when you are talking to your average southern, uneducated right wing nutjob, you need to consider that your audience may actually take you literally and act on what you are saying.

Looks like another incomplete pass to me.....