I try to avoid eating west coast-grown food, and have since this disaster. Think for yourselves. The news is nothing but propaganda.

Go ahead and be their guinea pig!

Go read the Declaration of Independence, then write another sarcastic blurb.

John Mayer has always been unable to sing.

No, more stupid than not knowing the difference between "divine" with an 'i' and devine (that's an 'e'),  which is a last name.

The fact that this is actually an argument against Romney makes me want to vote for him. Pretty much the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Does this guy also verbally assault janitors at Halliburton?

You nailed it, and it's because they no longer use real sugar.

You missed the point Dan, and sadly you're not alone.