Reminds me of the female students who were searched before a school dance because thong underwear wasn't allowed, some schools are just insane with their useless rules.

Its cheaper just to drop dead...

When I was growing up in the 60's I got McDonalds once or twice a month as a treat. Now kids eat in there several times a week, no wonder todays kids have rolls of fat and health problems.

Your middle name should be crude SOB.

This woman has issues, a visit to a psychiatrist  is needed.

Eat at Taco Bell, and spend the night on the toilet..

I'm getting rid of Verizon when my contract is over,high prices, and frequent service outages. Now there selling information to raise profits, screw the customer in the billfold.

Too retarded to be a decent father, I wonder if this guy signs his name with an X.

These birds hang around the local Steak and Shake, Its best to toss a few fries going to your car or you will have a pissed off goose who thinks your a tightwad...