LOL!!!  Go Sharks!  You should've gone ahead and picked up your pizza.

Mom needs to get over herself.

Not a single one I want to listen to.

As far as I'm concerned, they can do away with the free samples all together.  All they succeed in doing is allowing the grazing idiots to block the aisles with their carts because they don't have the common sense to keep them out of the way of the other shoppers.

I once saw a gun shop that advertised a bridal registry.  I always thought that was funny, but I bet the grooms didn't.

I don't know which is worse...  that someone can think a dog comprehends the concept of rape or that the people sworn to serve and protect can't write basic English.

If it gets better then why is there so much cheating going on?

They switched to peyote.

No cats allowed to roam outside the Hemingway property but roosters are still allowed to roam around town.  That's brilliant...not.