I know right... Star Wars "the Phantom Menace" was a complete bust!

How about the food absolutely sucks !!!! I had a $ 100 Goft Certificate given to me and was absolutely thrilled to take the kids out to Dinner.It had been some years since I last went but overall I was expecting a great dinner.Boy was I dissapointed.My kids even lamented" this taste like the frozen breaded shrimp we bu...more

Any M*****F*****G City I live in.

I like turtles???

I would freak out if I touched Marilyn Monroes hand..I can imagine all of the skin gone and just the bones showing...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! but yea it would be cool.

I'd easily give up my ex-wifes life for a chance to be a billionaire.Heartache schmartache!!!!!

B.S. !!!!! Ive chased some women for a good two or three blocks before having sex with them.Of course I burned some calories.sheesh!

It goes deeper then that...Why just yesterday I was scratching my horses back and to my utter dismay he was atacked by by several cats while lounging in his rocking horse stall...Yes it's all around us.Laugh, but you've been warned... the end is near and trust me these cats won't use the litter box.They'll go where the...more

When you've been Married to the same Woman for more than 2 years.