He should have put a clean pair of underwear in there too.

At least they have learned to stay away from Washington DC in their quest for intelligent life forms.

The latest research shows that a tinfoil hat will act as an antenna and help the aliens zero in on you. If you are smart you will give your hat to someone you don't like.

Frogler, if you had to depend on your guesses for survival you would starve to death.   BTW, I was Honorably Discharged.

That rule was invented by Obama. Blame Bush. Blame a video.

Gotta love Schlitz? You gotta be kidding. Back in the 60's even Jax and Lone Star were better beers. PBR! Best beer at the bar!

Try telling that to Hank Williams, Elvis or Buddy Holly.

Side note: R&B is not Rock & Roll either. Elvis is turning over in his grave! No, spinning is more like it!

There isn't anything wrong with PBR. Back in the early '60s I thought it was the best beer at the bar. And then Coors came along...  And, there is nothing wrong with aviator glasses. The frames have much less effect on peripheral vision than the awful thick rimmed styles.