The fact that we THINK we know is a MYSTERY to me! Of course we will know it all one day! Ain't that what we've been destined to? Something tells me it's beer time. lol

Missed him in #22. Couldn't  find his shoes! How awesome is that?! It's BEER TIME for sure!

Please don't depress me.

And... if the world was full of smart and prepared people, there would be no need for wilderness jobs, and thus, lowering the tax dollars collected, and thus lowering the need for irs personnel, and thus lowering the taxes on the people, and thus ...and thus... and thus.... Hell no. There are stupid and unprepared peo...more

Woman, hurry up and get back to work! We are short on powerful and disliked women in politics to gripe about! We do draw the line at sick ones. Get well soon!

Sheeaat. Let them read some Ezra Pounds and see what 'dark side of feelings' mean? That's beyond stupid. Let us all write in Sesame Street script?!! What the crap?!

I shall from now on carry me a few faux olympic gold medals when travelling through airports. Let's see how that works.

Just Jethro Tull. Though I'm not sure if he ever fell through skating on them thin ice.

Dudes, the Eagles ain't been flying like the eagle since the bellbottoms were in fashion. More like walking on city streets like the pigeons. Wanna be an Eagle? Then fly like one! Otherwise, shut the heck up.