Just send him to me.  Groundhogs make great boudin.

What a ridiculous idea.  They GROW these palms in Central America so they can sell hearts of palms and palm oil.  The fronds are a byproduct.  Reducing or stopping inports of palms or palm products will simply screw over the local farmers there and be a detriment to the health of people here that get the benefits of us...more

He looks more like Spock than Obama.  No one really knows what Satan looks like as Satan exists in the spirit world and Spock exists in the movie/TV fantasy world.

I was hit by someone while she was on a cell phone.  Too bad the bitch was wearing a seat belt.

I had to stop short for a red light in Lafayette, Louisiana because the yellow is so short.  A speeding school bus screamed to a halt, sliding sideways to keep from hitting my massive old Mercury Grand Marquis.  Kids in the bus was screaming their asses off afterward.

The pilot.  Dock his pay.

It looks like the end for Psy.  With that rant of a song he did it looks Psy is appropriate for his name.  Psy for Psycho.

If they put something like this is my house, I would take the DVR, camera and microphone to the nearest Verizon headquarters and slam it up the manager's A$$ with such force it would be sticking out of his nose.  And then I would plug it in.

I stopped eating in Olive Garden years ago.  Their prices got too high, their service sucked big time, portions were small, cold and tasteless and in a group they always royally screwed up one person's order so they had to sit and sit and sit and sit and sit and sit until their cold, dessicated order was brought out af...more