When you have to work in the morning, you have to work in the morning. Go to a private building if you want to have a loud concert.

Its a concert, not a golf tournament! Who cares if he has grass or a dirt field? We invented these things called lawn chairs and blankets a long time ago!

On her next tour she will be coming to America dressed as Osama bin Laden.

Well, so much for the cultural sensitivity training. Madonna needs to remember that she is a guest in these other countries. It's rude to insult your host.

If I am about to die, I could care less who is saving my life or where they use to work. The only thing that matters to me is being alive for my daughter. People are too up tight these days.

And it only took 22 years to figure it out! Good work gum shoes!

Condaments between the buns!

That is just where he lives because he is a sh*t head!

I really would not call it an outfit, just part of one. She forgot the skirt and the shirt, but I forget things too with my old age. ; )