Lighten up, Emelie!

Even if the age of consent were lowered, the examples given involve NON-CONSENTING people being sexually assaulted.  I would think that any woman would understand the old "No means no" thing, but apparently Ms. Hewson does not.  Sexual touching of any person, male or female, young or old, without permission is sexual a...more

Not very Intel-ligent of the cow-orkers.  Work is not high school, dudes.

And how much do you want to bet that the cheap old codger didn't buy anything?  They were free samples, Erwin, not the "early bird special"!

Nigel Tufnel was unavailable for comment.

What a bunch of sitzpinklers!  Didn't they used to be Vikings?

Iceland didn't send a man to the moon;  that was the USA, and we haven't done it in over 40 years.  Right now, we're having to hitch rides to the space station with the Russkies.  So that's hardly a good analogy, Halla.  Thanks for playing...  er, trying.

Chicks dig Jedis.  Or I guess, since we're talking about the Brits, "Birds dig Jedis."

Suckers!  You forgot to read the 2000 pages of small print.  Too bad they had to pass the bill to find out what was in it!