When a man says he will do something, he will do it. There's no need to remind him every 6 months

I have no kids and couldn't be happier about it.

Men die sooner to get away from their wives- the wives will hunt them down anyway.

To all the politically correct liberals britching about these ads: Get A life- the "slave card"   lost it's value a half century ago.

You can buy cloths at Bloomingdales. I'll buy clothes, that are already sewn, at Bloomingdales.

Most of the women britching about the "sexist, sleazy and degrading ads" would look best in a moo moo. The "men" britching about them are jealous.

I prefer brunettes HOWEVER I still enjoy looking at blondes if no brunettes are available.

I'm a coal miner's son from West Virginia and I'm a Conservative.

Two beers at staple center = $24 ! ! !