I was nice to homeless person the other day -I gave him an aquarium.

Will Obamacare pay for that procedure ?

what do you call an empty gun?  a CLUB Quick thinker-you can be on my team anytime

As we all know, Bernie was never good at counting sheep.

Made me sick and now I can't find my Pepto-Bismol

Feed your pigs pot and they'll get the munchies and eat more-fattening-up for market quicker.

Maybe couples therapy---------NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The drone is merely an extension of the operator-Post a sign "All trespassers will be shot on sight". Then shoot the creep-Problem solved.

The poachers kill these majestic,threatened animals solely for their tusks.The carcasses are left for the buzzards and worms.My disgust is with the people that give this article a "thumbs down"-BOO on YOU