I prefer not to smell barf. Nor do I need a lingering smell in my PC or DVD player.

I'd rather be James Bond 007. The first BATMAN has scabs on his knees.

You would need windshield wipers on the inside,  their so excited when they "get off by themselves"

on yo johnson,

on the JOHNSON.

Oh Magnificent  Great God or Goddess  of the Powerball and MegaMillion lottery , please let my number hit .Please. Wizard of Oz please work me some magic. Oh great Green Lucky  Charms Leprechaun share me some of that pot o gold. Oh Jennie, I have one wish left , I know what I want now...The ex wife screwed up the first...more

Cha Ching,,,Fred Flint Stone would say Yabba Dabba Doooo. Too bad there are so many people on the road that  can't drive to begin with. If I was wealthy enough to own one of these I'd have a freaking heart attack driving on the road , worried about some dumb sh** crashing into me. Just think "The history of the a...more

LIttle known fact :: Their  are two wood drawers, one in the Presidential suite and one in the Presidential office.On those wood drawers are engraved hash marks. These hash marks represent those being indoctrinated into The Mile High Club. On the back of the head board to the presidents bed is  engraved B.C n M.L..

Just a little education for some of you people who look at FAT OVERWEIGHT people with the mindset that they are lazy over eaters. Not all fat overweight people are lazy over eaters. Some people have weight  related issues due to... 1. Genetics  (DNA predisposed) 2. Medical issues ( thyroid ,etc ) 3. Prescription (Rx ta...more