way hilarious!

Hmmmm:   The church holds an anti-bullying event.  The church invites a football player and pays him a lot of money.  Whatever happened to "Jesus Christ died for your sins and rose again" so sinners can be reconciled back to God, and be directed by the Holy Spirit to not sin.  I guess no one wants to hear that anymore.

My boy cat wakes me up every hour.  When I lock him out of the bedroom he goes out the doggy door, swipes a bird out the yard, kills it and brings it in to say "sorry"-here's a present.  He also drinks out of the toilet.  My girl cat on the other hand is a saint--except for her barfed up hair balls.

I am 53 and have always exercised and had a diet of mostly vegetables, fruits, lean meats.  I tell the bald, fat kids who I work with that it's not their "genes" but their bad choices.  I mean, Gatorade for a fat person who doesn't exercise?  Try water.   Look at some videos of concerts or gatherings from the 1970s a...more

I drink beer if the change machine for the car wash/vacum business isn't working:  I stop in a little bar next to it, buy a Bud lite, get some quarters,  drink the Bud like it's water (which it kinda tastes like), then go back to the car wash.

Walked outta Sears in 98 and never went back when an Hispanic manager fellow decided he didn't want to sell me something, but he did want to help a guy behind me who was Mexican.  Pretty sure I was the one with the Jag and the denero.  Sears' loss, not mine.

I wish everyone paid cash and paid everything off right away. Then the credit agencies would go away, and the banks would be less vulture-esque.  All this "credit score" stuff is is a scam.

Always buy UI/UM--Un-insured/Under-insured motorist coverage.

Now that was a good article.  Stones are a quality rock and roll band.  They can't be and never will be matched.  And as for the nuckleheads who claim I've "supported" their drug habbit, all their wives, etc.:  They are not unionized public school teachers fer garsh sakes.