"3-year-old $2,500 for trying to pee in their front yard"   I can see why she's pissed!

Good for her!

Good to know. No, really. I love knowing this.

You seem really smart. Too bad you're a psychic and not a cop.

Pressed into a urinal cake

You weren't charged either. Figuring it out yet?

It's easy to spot stupid people. The say "Lib" a lot.

please die

McD is proud this colorful hero likes their Big Macs. They want to reward him with the food he loves (and hopefully a few $$). So what?