Well, you are obviously talking so how can we deny to the talking snake part?

A baptist that knows everything. That is an oxymoron

I am glad I have never read your papers since you are totally WRONG. Did heaven and earth pass away while I was sleeping???/ Mat.  Think not that I am come to destroy The Law, or the Prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.  For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittl...more

The gays are missing out on a golden opportunity. Mars is available for colonization. They can make all the laws they want and there are NO Chick-fil-A's there. Sounds like a win-win.

Don't worry. They are working on taking away the 1st and 2nd amendments. Soon we won't have to remember how many there are since that number will be ZERO

The option should not exist. The gays will NEVER be happy. They will start demanding the right to have children next. Enough is enough.

They read a different book. The gays are even trying to change God to suit them. They call it the "rainbow" bible...

Then go to MARS. They are taking applications

Gay this, gay that. I am sick to death of gays.