Could have Clinton DNA on the fabric.

I have seen the People of Walmart. There is not enough Viagra in the world that would allow me to stay aroused to do one of those women no matter how much they pay me!

Off the fecal cliff we go.

I will still respect you in the morning.

It is offensive to me, as a Christian. He is closer to the Anti-Christ than anything I have ever witnessed.

I would associate Obama with the Anti-Christ, not with Jesus.

Looks more like a man than a woman. I am guess hermaphrodite.

I wish she would hook up with me. I be she tastes like honeydew vine water!

Micahel Waltrip wishes the gas pedal would stick on #55 Toyota!