My name is Otto and I like to get blotto!!!!

Funny that once a guy is in the friend zone, when he finally shows signs of giving up on the friend, gets a girlfriend or another woman flirts with him in front of the friend, thennnnnn the friend finally wants more.

He is also suing Google for not having the self driving car in production so he could have avoided killing innocent people

dam language? Do beavers talk it?

Don't pick up their dog's poop

I love all the people who post on this tragedy having never stepped foot in South America. I lived in South America for 12 years. It's the wild west. No rules, massive corruption, ganglands everywhere, mafia everywhere, scammers and backstabbers abound who would sell their mother out for a couple of coins. The show you...more

This is what happens because I can't use my belt anymore on my kid.

That is one Mango Biche!

If the dress code is posted, regardless if you like it or not, abide by it or if you don't like it, then dont give them your business and find a place without a dress code or that has one to your liking. I have seen codes for all to abide by of no plain tees, no tees, no jeans, men must wear sportcoats or a jacket,  co...more