Wow, Each year in Detroit they bribe kids to attend classes with x-boxes, tvs, and other prizes.

He's trying to increase his chances of having a kid become a professional sports athlete.

These off the wall tricks work as they are distractions....

Tenn Friend - Howard not Harold Hughes.

truthy402:   Before you make absolute statements about American companies check your facts again, it is a British company.

Too bad FMLA doesn't cover kids in school having to care for parents.

Yes it is nice for this would-be NFLer to do this.  I'm guessing she felt she spent enough time with her doctors, nurses, and parents as why she didn't pick any of them.

Retired school teacher wasn't too bright.  Why not just buy 2 tickets with the exact amount using his 20 Euro bill?  It would have still been a lot cheaper then the 60 Euro cab ride.  Guess he wasn't a math teacher.

Why the penis?  Why not the ankle?  Or a gym bag?  Did he check himself out infront of a mirror and think yeah, everyone he is gonna notice my package?  Clearly the Po'Po are part of that group that noticed.