There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

This scumbag tried to bribe my dog into reading his book by hiding a slice of bologna inbetween two pages.

The caterpillar claims it first emerged from a cacoon.  Donald Trump wants to see the caterpillar's birth certificate.

@sparklystar I know, just trying to keep the peace here. :-)

@sparklystar Maybe rawdawg209 meant that Malia and Sasha nag too much.

I think the halftime show could've done without BeYAWNce.  She is very overrated, and if there's ever a biopic about Gladys Knight in the works, I sincerely hope Kelly Rowland gets the lead role.  She definitely bears an uncanny resemblance, and a role like that could blow Beyonce out of the water.  I'm sick and tired ...more

*situation

To this day, I will never forget how the audience in the theatre went ballistic when Cleo (Queen Latifah) and Ursula kissed, as well as when I went to see the movie "Higher Learning."  Nowadays, nobody even bats an eye when same-sex couples show affection in public.

@QueenBee79 No, I'm Stony. @cowtowntruckdriver Neither, but what did make me feel better was when I slept with the manager of a bank.