I had a manager who would never smile or say "please" or "thank you."  He basically had a poker face all day, acted like a robot, and probably said about three words a day.  All he did was sit at his desk, listening to his discman, with his back turned as he's chillin' in his swivle chair.  He then occasionally turned ...more

This scumbag tried to bribe my dog into reading his book by hiding a slice of bologna inbetween two pages.

The caterpillar claims it first emerged from a cacoon.  Donald Trump wants to see the caterpillar's birth certificate.

@sparklystar I know, just trying to keep the peace here. :-)

@sparklystar Maybe rawdawg209 meant that Malia and Sasha nag too much.

I think the halftime show could've done without BeYAWNce.  She is very overrated, and if there's ever a biopic about Gladys Knight in the works, I sincerely hope Kelly Rowland gets the lead role.  She definitely bears an uncanny resemblance, and a role like that could blow Beyonce out of the water.  I'm sick and tired ...more

*situation

To this day, I will never forget how the audience in the theatre went ballistic when Cleo (Queen Latifah) and Ursula kissed, as well as when I went to see the movie "Higher Learning."  Nowadays, nobody even bats an eye when same-sex couples show affection in public.

@QueenBee79 No, I'm Stony. @cowtowntruckdriver Neither, but what did make me feel better was when I slept with the manager of a bank.