The video footage of him in the 7-11 is quite remarkable. I thought Zimmerman was guilty and totally unjustified until I saw that.

Went to Sears for a TV, found the one I wanted for $1,800, plus tax, plus delivery. Ouch. Went home, found same TV online for $1,200, no tax, free delivery and set up, free trash disposal. Perfect. Three days later, there was TV, plugged in and kids watching.

You walk in and they have the Kardashian Kollection next to the weed trimmers, right around the corner from the Octogenarian pull-ups. The best thing is I can park right outside their front door, and then walk straight through to the other stores in the mall, and stay out of the weather. Gold!

How to make Sci-Fi: Get a super hot chick to run around semi naked. Add aliens and sh!t... Done.

You have to give her credit. Most chicks get into porn gently. A bit of soft, a bit of les, maybe some straight vanilla. Not her. She rents the #1 stud in the business, and BOOM! Straight in the back door, and then the big money shot into her gaping maw at the end. Chews aaaand swallows.  She's a pro.

A song from Kanye? How about 'I'm hiding in Italy at the moment, but Kim and her mother have my house in Paris staked out, so I can't go home'? Catchy.

Men like sluts. Go figure.

I wonder if there is a practical limit to the maximum number of different venereal diseases the one person could be carrying. You can have a few, but I wonder if some would cancel out each other. Probably not...

If it involved the death penalty I would watch it.