Hey, Senator Apodaca.  You are acting like a Democrat, but not being one means the media will roast you.

Women live longer because they haven't lived with a woman for the last 50-60 years.

Just type "dash cameras" in your browser and start shopping.  Be sure to read what other people say about their purchases.  I have always carried a camera in my vehicle and even my insurance company gave me a camera for each of our cars, so they must think photos/videos are valuable.  I was in a wreck with a drunk in...more

I installed a dash camera.  Amazing how attitudes change when you say, "Really?  Let's see what my dash camera recorded."

I had the Houston Comical (spelled "comical" on purpose) delivered for over 30 years, but cancelled it when they kept running pictures of a 12 year old Trayvon Martin rather than pictures of the 17 year thug, even though more current pictures were available.  That was proof enough that the media is not interested in re...more

Modern cell phones have a built in GPS.  Easy to make them inoperable above, let's say, 5 MPH.

Our next door neighbor is named Tom.  He has two brothers, and yes, you guessed it.  Their names are Dick & Harry.  Their parents must have had a great sense of humor or drank too much.

MrBurns, I think you are correct....so far, 54 downvotes...probably all from women.    nowthatTHATSover, yes I would.  But I would also expect her to be offended if I fondled a woman's privates.  But in reality, it was all a joke that flew over your head.

Lord Dirt.  Pull your head out of the dirt and read what I wrote again.    1. I'm 69. Did it occur to you I might be retired? 2. Wife is young & has stressful job. Where did you come up with.......   You say marriage is a partnership yet you do all the work and she does nothing,