I was involved in thy writing of thy holy text, you misinterpreted it.   -God

S Barndt, you got it wrong. I don't allow that in that temple. Everywhere else I hath allowed it. Besides, I hast changed alot since then.   -God

Homosexuals will be in heaven unless thy commit a real sin like murder, rape, discrimination, adultry or theft.   -God

I, God, am ashamed at my so called followers. Thy believers are going to Hell soon because of they bigotry and misinterpreations of thy holy text. You do not discriminate against anyone, period. Does not matter if they person is gay, straight, man, woman, black, white, jew, athiest, christian or whatever. It be a sin u...more

That be what you think but I, God find marriage to be for others too.   -God

Clearly you did not read thy bible correctly, I never said it was an abomination to be gay. Thy holy text said sex rituals in thy holy temple to be an abomination.   And do not call thy lord a false prophet, thy be blasphemy.   -God

Thy baker who did this hast chosen to visit Hell. This be God speaking to everyone. Hath this baker was to apologize, then maybe she can get a seat up in Heaven with me.     -God

This man hath he be a sinner for his idiotic behavior and his intolerance. He was never approved by thy lord.   -God

I, God, for those that ignore me is not thy reason why thy be so much of that out there. I approve of alot of stuff with the exception of removing me and my son out. Your sociaity is ok with thy lord but murder and abuse is not.   -God