Bury your face in that yayo Tony Montana.

That lemur probably has better acting skills than the real Keanu.

Pussy will make a guy do crazy things.

PLEASE tell me Hurricane Sandy blew that dead muskrat off his dumb a** head. P.O.S.

Hey it's Izzy Mandelbaum's dad from that Seinfeld episode. "It's go time...Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum."

The bus driver's uppercut goes round and round,  round and round.....

Bigfoot??? Wait a minute, I thought Chris Christie was in Florida?

It's "lying" not "LIEING". Thanks for showing your grammar skills and most likely your educational level or limitation.

It's the first iPad that got lost in the mail being returned.  Didn't have flash player  then - doesn't have flash player now.