Tip number 11,  Don't cut your hair.

I noticed that a lot of fast food places are putting in double doors so their patrons can get in.

Key party.

My wife drives a 09 Kia Optima.  Like it better than my 04 Lincoln Towncar even when it was new.

I love how you put credit cards in the same league as slavery.  Better learn what slavery was.

I don't understand Christians.  When I tell them the bible says they can't eat pork, they tell me that that part of the bible only applies to Jews, but they use the same Jewish Holy Works to denounce gay marriage.  Please show me in the New Testament the actual words used by Jesus to denounce gay marriage.  If you can'...more

No you don't have to shop at Sam's Club.  Any business that takes Discover Card takes this one.  I use it every month and spend between $3,000 and $4,500 a month.  Always pay on time so no interest.

Yes, last Thursday night.

Wow, did you stop taking your meds?