Third, I know you mean this as a satire...but the sight of you attacking the president while pointing a gun does make one uneasy.

They needed an emergency clearance? Too many people are waiting until the FDA finds out that a treatment is perfectly safe and effective...for someone with a terminal illness. This little fellow was lucky.

A lot of those mothers are also working, to buy those children nutritious food along with the Big Macs.

Really, I have never even imagined that the Muslims blamed the Jews for the Crusade, since the Crusaders slaughtered them both.

"Wops" are Italians, Dave, as every American realizes. We know how to spell "Palestine" too.

know, the Muslims feel the same way about questionably dressed non-Muslim women. It's part of the great tragedy...that the Jews and Muslims have much more in common with each other than they do with anyone else.

I might complain about the way you have accepted the anti-PETA propaganda, Katie. Yes, some PETA members have gone too far...but the group has done wonderful things in awakening compassion for helpless animals. And not all PETA members are vegetarians: Some of us enjoy a cheeseburger as much as you do...but we do belie...more

Can we please stop the misleading headlines? They are technically American citizens, yes...but in fact they are foreign terrorists.

Misterkyte, PLEASE tell me you are joking!