Is your tube in a balloon knot?

In a few years they'll be coming out of the closet. Next on MSN, "New Trend - Butt Pirates Hang Mirrors in Their Closets". Stay tuned for the full report.

Here's my permit application to dump on MSNBC.

The White House is out of GRAPE JUICE!  I'm sure our tax dollars can afford a few grape vines PLANTED IN MEXICO. Just follow the green mile MEATHEAD.

Kit fried a circuit & buried one in the bush.

Make sure she has a nice set of knee pads and remember you get what you pay for.

My name Dumbo. You like Asian pancake? Awwww Squirt... Squirt... You like long time!

This is the last place I'd be getting life advice from.

Did you lose a ball or two?