Men hear them enough at home.

It looks like my Norelco electric razor. No thanks.

NO! HELL NO! As a firearm owner and carrier I fear the untrained, not only will they hurt themselves and others, they also provide fodder for the uneducated in the media. A firearm in trained hands is a useful thing.

Islam is such a friendly religion.

Hey Jacob, how much is a snickers bar? "About 100 dollars" Hey Jacob, how much is a new car? "About 100 dollars" Rainman anyone?

Ha Ha, Liberalism kills Liberal's career! Irony well served!

Something smells! Carter was a horrible president and continues to be a slime ball with all his jew bashing.

I am sure that his embarassment is worth at least $100 BILLION DOLLARS

Bill Clinton will support it.  He commented about a 13 year old mummy once that he thought was attractive, and I quote Slick Willy verbatim "I'd date her".